Quotes with stand-up

Quotes 141 till 160 of 344.

  • Madonna I'm anal retentive. I'm a workaholic. I have insomnia. And I'm a control freak. That's why I'm not married. Who could stand me?
    Madonna
    American musician, singer and actress (1958 - )
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  • Aaron Allston I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
    Aaron Allston
    American game designer and author (1960 - 2014)
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  • Bernard Manning I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
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  • Bev Perdue I've always been me. I've always been very direct and have told the truth and have been very willing to stand up and speak out.
    Bev Perdue
    American businesswoman and politician (1947 - )
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  • Bev Perdue I've always been very direct and have told the truth and have been very willing to stand up and speak out.
    Bev Perdue
    American businesswoman and politician (1947 - )
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  • Barbara Feldon I've always supported myself. I like the sense of knowing exactly where I stand financially, but there is a side of me that longs for a knight in shining armor.
    Barbara Feldon
    American actress (1933 - )
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  • Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe I've studied now Philosophy and Jurisprudence, Medicine - and even, alas! Theology - from end to end with labor keen; and here, poor fool with all my lore I stand, no wiser than before.
    Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
    German writer and poet (1749 - 1832)
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  • Rosa Parks If I can sit down for freedom, you can stand up for children.
    Rosa Parks
    American activist in the civil rights movement (1913 - 2005)
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  • Bonnie Hunt If I've learned one thing in life, it's: Stand for something or you'll fall for anything.
    Bonnie Hunt
    American actress, comedian, director and producer (1961 - )
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  • Oscar Wilde If property had simply pleasures, we could stand it; but its duties make it unbearable. In the interest of the rich we must get rid of it.
    Oscar Wilde
    Irish writer (1854 - 1900)
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  • Brad Carson If Republicans want to bring these things up for a vote, I'm letting them know where I stand.
    Brad Carson
    American lawyer and politician (1967 - )
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  • Bill Parcells If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a quarterback who thinks playing quarterback is just about passing.
    Bill Parcells
    American coach in the NFL (1941 - )
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  • Adolf Hitler If today I stand here as a revolutionary, it is as a revolutionary against the Revolution.
    Adolf Hitler
    German politician (1889 - 1945)
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  • H. Ross Perot If you can't stand a little sacrifice and you can't stand a trip across the desert with limited water, we're never going to straighten this country out.
    H. Ross Perot
    American businessman & politician, founder EDS (1930 - 2019)
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  • Harry S. Truman If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
    Harry S. Truman
    American president (1884 - 1972)
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  • Les Brown If you don't stand up for something, you may fall for anything.
    Les Brown
    American motivational speaker, author and radio DJ (1945 - )
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  • Alan Cohen If you gave your inner genius as much credence as your inner critic, you would be light years ahead of where you now stand.
    Alan Cohen
    American businessman (1954 - )
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  • Bob Ainsworth If you stand at an election and put a manifesto in front of people saying you're going to improve health care, you have to stick by that.
    Bob Ainsworth
    British Labour Party politician (1952 - )
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  • Henry Louis Mencken Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian - and at once the world becomes explicable.
    Henry Louis Mencken
    American journalist and critic (1880 - 1956)
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  • Thomas Jefferson In matters of principals, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current.
    Thomas Jefferson
    American statesman (1743 - 1826)
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