Quotes with talk-funny

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  • Carlos Santana Most people don't have that willingness to break bad habits. They have a lot of excuses and they talk like victims.
    Carlos Santana
    Mexican and American guitarist (1947 - )
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  • May Sarton Most people have to talk so they won't hear.
    May Sarton
    American poet, novelist, pen name of Eleanore Marie Sarton (1912 - 1995)
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  • Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
    Frank Zappa
    American rock musician (1940 - 1993)
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  • Billy Bob Thornton Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
    Billy Bob Thornton
    American actor, writer, and musician (1955 - )
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  • C. S. Lewis Mr. Sensible learned only catchwords from them. He could talk like Epicurus of spare diet, but he was a glutton. He had from Montaigne the language of friendship, but no friend.
    The Pilgrims Regress (1933) Pilgrims Regress 176
    C. S. Lewis
    Irish novelist and poet (1898 - 1963)
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  • Bill Flores Mr. Trump needs to show how he will address the critical issues on the minds of Americans: national security and economic opportunity for hardworking American families. Americans need to see more vision and less trash talk.
    Bill Flores
    American businessman and politician (1954 - )
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  • Ann Beattie Much of what happens in Love Always is really from overheard conversations in the Russian Tea Room. It's an improvisation of the way certain Hollywood agents think and talk to each other.
    Ann Beattie
    American novelist (1947 - )
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  • Oscar Wilde Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.
    Oscar Wilde
    Irish writer (1854 - 1900)
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  • Francis Picabia My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.
    Francis Picabia
    French painter and poet (1879 - 1953)
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  • Ben Affleck My father has positional vertigo, and if he flies he gets really dizzy, so he has to drive out to California, which he does a couple times a year. We talk, but we e-mail mostly.
    Ben Affleck
    American actor and filmmaker. (1972 - )
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  • Bernard L. Schwartz My father was an entrepreneur - a sign maker, and he had about 20 employees - and often he'd take me to business meetings, and I would listen to him talk with his workers and customers. We would also talk a lot about business over dinner.
    Bernard L. Schwartz
    American businessman (1925 - )
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  • Bill Burr My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.
    Bill Burr
    American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster (1968 - )
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  • Brendon Urie My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought.
    Brendon Urie
    American singer, songwriter, and musician (1987 - )
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  • Ben Foster My heroes were always Looney Toons, Robin Williams, the Three Stooges. I think everything I do is kinda funny. I think I'm sort of ridiculous.
    Ben Foster
    American actor (1980 - )
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  • Brene Brown My husband's a pediatrician, so he and I talk about parenting all the time. You can't raise children who have more shame resilience than you do.
    Brene Brown
    American professor, lecturer, author (1965 - )
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  • Anna Held My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
    Anna Held
    Polish-born stage performer and singer (1872 - 1918)
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  • Barry Marshall My mother was a nurse, and in her era, most diseases weren't understood; people put mustard plasters on knees and rubbed camphor on your chest if you had a cough and did funny things to you if you had tuberculosis - all these things that really made very little difference once proper treatments were brought in.
    Barry Marshall
    Australian physician, Nobel Prize Laureate in Physiology (1951 - )
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  • Anita Hill My parents are older, and they lead a somewhat sheltered life. It was difficult to talk with them about things that were embarrassing to me, and that I had never spoken to them about.
    Anita Hill
    American lawyer and academic (1956 - )
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  • Bo Sanchez My parents were the traditional Filipino parents who didn't talk about money around the dinner table.
    Bo Sanchez
    Filippine author, lay pastor and entrepreneur (1966 - )
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  • Bhumibol Adulyadej My philosophy has been to take things day by day. When I talk about this philosophy, it makes people perhaps a little surprised.
    Bhumibol Adulyadej
    Thai King (1927 - 2016)
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