Quotes with talk-funny

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  • Alan Thicke If it is a first offense, you ground them and have a talk. The second offense would call for counseling.
    Alan Thicke
    Canadian actor and songwriter (1947 - 2016)
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  • Alan Thicke If it is a first offense, you ground them and have a talk. The second offense would call for counseling.
    Alan Thicke
    Canadian actor, songwriter, comedian, writer and television host (1947 - 2016)
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  • Calvin Trillin If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.
    Calvin Trillin
    American journalist, humorist, food writer and poet (1935 - )
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  • Carrie Fisher If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable.
    Carrie Fisher
    American actress, writer and comedienne (1956 - 2016)
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  • Oscar Wilde If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.
    Oscar Wilde
    Irish writer (1854 - 1900)
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  • James Mcneill Whistler If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
    James Mcneill Whistler
    American painter (1834 - 1903)
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  • Bill Frist If Senator Reid had come to me and said, 'This is a problem,' which he never did, I would have said, 'Let's talk about it.' I would have said, 'Let's bring in the Intelligence Committee or the leaders, and let's talk about it in a civil, a dignified, a respectful way.
    Senate Goes Into Rare Closed Session, Fox News, November 1, 2005.
    Bill Frist
    American physician, businessman and politician (1952 - )
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  • Thomas Szasz If the dead talk to you, you are a spiritualist; if God talks to you, you are a schizophrenic.
    Thomas Szasz
    American psychiatrist (1920 - 2012)
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  • Gloria Steinem If we're by ourselves we come to feel crazy and alone. We need to make alternate families of small groups of women who support each other, talk to each other regularly, can speak their truths and their experiences and find they're not alone in them, that other women have them, too ... It makes such a huge difference.
    Gloria Steinem
    American feminist writer (1934 - )
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  • Barry Diller If we're going to talk about our businesses, we're going to have to talk about them within the constraints of the disclosure rules, without giving guidance, because we're not going to give guidance, because we don't believe that it is a sensible game to play.
    Barry Diller
    American businessman (1942 - )
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  • Billy Wilder If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.
    Billy Wilder
    Austrian-American filmmaker, screenwriter, producer and artist (1906 - 2002)
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  • Stanley Kubrick If you can talk brilliantly enough about a problem, it can create the consoling illusion that it has been mastered.
    Stanley Kubrick
    American film director, screenwriter, and producer (1928 - 1999)
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  • Arthur Boyd If you can't protect yourself with talk, you won't be alive to protect yourself with guns.
    Arthur Boyd
    Australian painter (1920 - 1999)
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  • Thomas Carlyle If you do not wish a man to do a thing, you had better get him to talk about it; for the more men talk, the more likely they are to do nothing else.
    Thomas Carlyle
    Scottish writer and historicus (1795 - 1881)
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  • Ben Carson If you go and talk to most people, they mean well but they don't have much of a breadth on education, of knowledge of understanding what the real issues are and therefore they listen to pundits on television who tell them what they are supposed to think and they keep repeating that until pretty soon they say, 'Oh, well that must be true.'
    Ben Carson
    American politician, and author (1951 - )
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  • Byron Dorgan If you talk about preemption you better know things rather than think things.
    Byron Dorgan
    American author, businessman (1942 - )
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  • Bobby Orr If you talk to most athletes, the place you're most comfortable is your playing field. I'm not so comfortable at a podium or talking about events.
    Bobby Orr
    Canadian ice hockey player (1948 - )
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  • Bennie Thompson If you talk to the Whites in Mississippi they will tell you, 'You can go to any school you want to; we don't see race.' Biggest lie ever told.
    Bennie Thompson
    American politician (1948 - )
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  • Barry McCaffrey If you want to fight a war on drugs, sit down at your own kitchen table and talk to your own children.
    Barry McCaffrey
    American Army officer, professor and business consultant (1942 - )
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  • Andrew Young If you're a preacher, you talk for a living, so even if you don't make sense, you learn to make nonsense eloquently.
    Andrew Young
    Amercan activisit and minister (1932 - )
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