Quotes 61 till 80 of 112.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never
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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
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It'd be great to do some other TV. 'Breaking Bad' is definitely my home, but I'd love to have a nice hiatus gig, like a recurring role. Or to do a good film. I'd like to do a Woody Allen movie. I really didn't have a plan, and that's okay with me.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Source: Death (A Play) -
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Source: The New York Times , 1 December 1975 -
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
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Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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My brain: it's my second favorite organ.
Source: Sleeper (1973) -
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Source: Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)
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