Quotes 81 till 100 of 112.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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Obviously, if Woody Allen calls and says he wants you to read a script, of course you read it.
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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ''Embraceable You'' in spats.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one consider that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
The New York Times , 1 December 1975 -
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
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This land is your land, this land is my land, from California to the New York Island. From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream's waters. This land was made for you and me.
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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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