Quotes 941 till 960 of 2262.
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If it is a crime to love the South, its cause and its President, then I am a criminal. I would rather lie down in this prison and die than leave it owing allegiance to a government such as yours.
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If it is a first offense, you ground them and have a talk. The second offense would call for counseling.
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If it is a first offense, you ground them and have a talk. The second offense would call for counseling.
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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
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If it were not for the intellectual snobs who pay - in solid cash - the arts would perish with their starving practitioners. Let us thank heaven for hypocrisy.
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If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
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If it were not for the war, this war would suit me down to the ground.
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If it were possible to have a life absolutely free from every feeling of sin, what a terrifying vacuum it would be!
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If it were possible to make an accurate calculation of the evils which police regulations occasion, and of those which they prevent, the number of the former would, in all cases, exceed that of the latter.
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If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.
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If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on.
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If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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If life were measured by accomplishments, most of us would die in infancy.
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If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
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If Lincoln had an affair with a slave woman, it would be an outrage, but when Clinton does it with one of his staff, everyone is okay with it.
Source: Reported in Tom Crisp, The Book of Bob: Choice Words, Memorable Men (2007) -
If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
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If man made himself the first object of study, he would see how incapable he is of going further. How can a part know the whole?
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If men could regard the events of their own lives with more open minds, they would frequently discover that they did not really desire the things they failed to obtain.
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