Quotes by Alan Coren

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• Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.

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• I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

  ― Alan Coren
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• Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

  ― Alan Coren
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• Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

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• The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

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Subjects in these quotes:

• manufacturers
• interesting
• designation
• foolproof
• chocolate
• something

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