Ambrose Bierce
American writer
Lived from: 1842 - 1914
Category: Writers (Contemporary) Country: United States
Born: 24 june 1842 Died: 1 january 1914
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Optimist: A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
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Patience: A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
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Peace, in international affairs, is a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
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Peace: a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
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Philanthropist. A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.
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Philanthropist: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Physician - One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
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Politeness - The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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Politeness: The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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Pray. To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Pray: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Prejudice: A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Quotation: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Radicalism: the conservatism of tomorrow injected into the affairs of today.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Religion: A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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