Quotes by Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney

American radio and television writer

Lived from: 1919 - 2011

Category: Media | Writers (Contemporary) Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 14 january 1919 Died: 4 november 2011

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  • My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.
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  • Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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  • Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
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  • People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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  • Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
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  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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  • The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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  • The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.
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  • The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
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  • The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
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  • Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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  • We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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  • We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
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  • Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.
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  • I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.
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