Quotes by Art Buchwald

Art Buchwald

Art Buchwald

American humorist

Lived from: 1925 - 2007

Born: 20 october 1925 Died: 17 january 2007

  • The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.
  • A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

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  • The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.
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  • A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
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  • Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
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  • Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
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  • I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
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  • I worship the quicksand he walks in.
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  • If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
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  • So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around.
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  • Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
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  • Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
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  • The best things in life aren't things.
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  • The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
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  • This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
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  • Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
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  • You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
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What are the most famous quotes from Art Buchwald?

The two most famous quotes from Art Buchwald are:

  • "The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo."
  • "A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it."

When did Art Buchwald live?

Art Buchwald was born in 1925 and died in the year 2007.