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Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.
Part Troll― Bill Bailey -
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
Part Troll― Bill Bailey -
Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.
Dandelion Mind― Bill Bailey -
Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
Dandelion Mind― Bill Bailey -
Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard
Tinselworm― Bill Bailey -
You knew exactly who the good guys were and who were the bad guys just by the chord: the good guys got a perfect fifth - strong, compassionate - the bad guys got an augmented fourth... Just a semitone, but sometimes in life when you make the wrong choices, it's just a semitone out.
Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra― Bill Bailey -
You're absolutely right, Hitler was a vegetarian. It's very unseemly to think so, but there he was. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
Part Troll― Bill Bailey
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