Quotes by Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks

American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist and musician

Lived from: 1961 - 1994

Category: Music | Comedians | Media

Born: 16 december 1961 Died: 26 february 1994

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  • Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?
    Chicago 91
    ― Bill Hicks
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  • Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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  • Yeah, good to be here. I haven't been here in two years......thanks. It's that warmth I've missed in Austin. So, we been here, ain't our fault you gotta travel around, shit. We supposed to follow you around? You supposed to be back here. What are you doin', where are you?
    Sane Man
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  • You ever look at their faces? We're pro-life. Don't they look it? Don't they just exude joie de vivre?
    Filling Up the Hump
    ― Bill Hicks
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  • You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
    Arizona Bay
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  • Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
    Love All the People
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