Quotes by Billy Bennett

Billy Bennett

British comedian

Category: Comedians

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  • Remember what the Patriarch King Solomon
    Told his harem on the night they'd had a few:
    Teetotalum overcoatum asqua scutum atomack
    Sonata with tomoto, laringitis, cul de sac.
    Translation: If your rhubarb's fallen try and bend it back.
    That's a motto for the likes of me and you.
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  • There's a cockeyed yellow poodle to the north of Conga Pooch;
    There's a little hot cross bun that's turning green;
    There's a double-jointed woman doing tricks in Chu-Chin-Chow,
    And you're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
    The Green Tie on the Little Yellow Dog line 37
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  • Twas the fifteenth anniversary of her twenty-second year,
    So he smiled at her as sweetly as a hog
    And asked what present she would like. And jestingly she said:
    Your green tie for my little yellow dog.
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