Quotes by Bob Hope

Bob Hope

Bob Hope

American comedian, actor

Lived from: 1903 - 2003

Category: Movie | Media Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 29 may 1903 Died: 27 july 2003

  • A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
  • When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
  • No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.
  • When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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  • A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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  • I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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  • If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
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  • A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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  • Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
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  • He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Public Transportation.
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  • I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
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  • I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
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  • I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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  • If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
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  • If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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  • Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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  • Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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  • My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
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  • No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.
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  • She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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  • Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere.
    Introduction to his World War II performances.
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  • The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
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  • The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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  • The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]
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What are the most famous quotes from Bob Hope?

The two most famous quotes from Bob Hope are:

  • "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
  • "I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."

When did Bob Hope live?

Bob Hope was born in 1903 and died in the year 2003.