Quotes by Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker

American humoristic writer

Lived from: 1893 - 1967

Category: Comedians | Writers (Contemporary) Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 22 august 1893 Died: 7 june 1967

  • Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.

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  • All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me.
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  • Art is a form of catharsis.
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  • Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
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  • Democracy means not „I am as good as you are", but „You are as good as I am".
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  • Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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  • Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
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  • Four be the things I'd better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
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  • Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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  • Gratitude - the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
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  • He [Robert Benchley] and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
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  • Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
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  • I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back on. I can't imagine how I did it. When I got away from it I couldn't even refer to the place by name. ''Out there,'' I called it.
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  • I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
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  • I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
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  • I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
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  • If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you.
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  • It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
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  • Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch is, and it darts away.
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  • Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acids stain you and drugs cause cramp, guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful, - you might as well live.
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  • Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.
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What are the most famous quotes from Dorothy Parker?

The two most famous quotes from Dorothy Parker are:

  • "All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me."
  • "Art is a form of catharsis."

When did Dorothy Parker live?

Dorothy Parker was born in 1893 and died in the year 1967.