Quotes by Doug Larson

Doug Larson

Doug Larson

American columnist and editor

Lived from: 1926 - 2017

Category: Media Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 10 february 1926 Died: 1 april 2017

  • Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
  • A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

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  • A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
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  • A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
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  • A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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  • Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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  • An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.
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  • Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
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  • For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
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  • If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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  • Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
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  • Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
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  • Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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  • The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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  • The most remarkable thing about pollsters is how they find so many people with no opinion.
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  • The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
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  • The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
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  • The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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  • The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
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  • To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
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  • Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.
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  • Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
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What are the most famous quotes from Doug Larson?

The two most famous quotes from Doug Larson are:

  • "A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
  • "A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes."

When did Doug Larson live?

Doug Larson was born in 1926 and died in the year 2017.