Groucho Marx
American comic actor
Lived from: 1890 - 1977
Category: Movie Country: 
United States
Born: 2 october 1890 Died: 19 august 1977
Quotes 41 till 57 of 57.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man.
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There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
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You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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