H. Youngman
American comedian and violinist
Lived from: 1906 - 1998
Category: Comedians | Media Country: 
United States
Born: 16 march 1906 Died: 24 february 1998
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
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I was so ugly when I was born; the doctor slapped my mother.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.
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If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
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The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
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