Jackie Mason
American stand-up comedian and actor
Lived from: 1928 - 2021
Category: Comedians | Movie Country: 
United States
Born: 9 june 1928 Died: 24 july 2021
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By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
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