Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

Joe E. Lewis

American writer

Category: Writers (Contemporary) Country: FlagUnited States

  • It pays to get drunk with the best people.
  • Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
  • I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

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  • I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
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  • A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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  • Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
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  • I always wake up at the crack of ice.
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  • I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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  • I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
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  • I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
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  • I drink to forget I drink.
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  • I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
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  • I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
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  • I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
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  • It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
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  • It pays to get drunk with the best people.
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  • Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
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  • Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
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  • Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
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  • The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
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  • There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
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  • They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
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  • You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
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What are the most famous quotes from Joe E. Lewis?

The two most famous quotes from Joe E. Lewis are:

  • "I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise."
  • "A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."