Quotes by Joey Adams

Joey Adams

American comedian

Lived from: 1911 - 1999

Category: Comedians Country: United States

Born: 6 january 1911 Died: 2 december 1999

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• Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

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• Psychiatrist: A man who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing.

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• A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing

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• Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

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• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

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Subjects in these quotes:

• psychiatrist
• proceeding
• temptation
• expensive
• questions
• avoiding

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