Quotes by John Cleese

John Cleese

John Cleese

English actor, comedian and producer

Lived from: 1939 -

Category: Comedians | Movie Country: FlagUnited Kingdom

Born: 27 october 1939

  • I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.

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  • A satisfied customer! We should have him stuffed!
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  • I got off lightly. Think what I’d have had to pay Alyce if she had contributed anything to the relationship - such as children, or a conversation.
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  • I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
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  • Well, of course it's a rat! You have rats in Spain, don't you? Or did Franco have them all shot?
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