Quotes by Mark Twain

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

American writer (ps. of Samuel Langhorne Clemens)

Lived from: 1835 - 1910

Category: Writers (Contemporary) Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 30 november 1835 Died: 21 april 1910

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  • Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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  • Never do wrong when people are looking.
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  • Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
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  • Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.
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  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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  • Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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  • No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.
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  • No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
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  • Noise proves nothing, Often a hen who has laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
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  • Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
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  • Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.
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  • Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living.
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  • October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.
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  • October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The other are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.
    Pudd'nhead Wilson (1894) CH. 13
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  • Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
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  • Often it seems a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
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  • Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
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  • Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it.
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  • On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.
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  • One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.
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