Phyllis Diller
American actress and stand-up
Lived from: 1917 - 2012
Category: Movie Country: 
United States
Born: 17 july 1917 Died: 20 august 2012
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
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Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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