Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

American comedian, actor

Lived from: 1921 - 2004

Category: Movie | Media Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 22 november 1921 Died: 5 october 2004

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  • If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
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  • I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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  • I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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  • I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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  • I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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  • I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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  • My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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  • My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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  • My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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  • My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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  • My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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  • My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
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  • We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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  • When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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What are the most famous quotes from Rodney Dangerfield?

The two most famous quotes from Rodney Dangerfield are:

  • "If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
  • "If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."

When did Rodney Dangerfield live?

Rodney Dangerfield was born in 1921 and died in the year 2004.