Quotes by W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields

American Actor

Lived from: 1880 - 1946

Category: Comedians | Movie Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 29 january 1880 Died: 25 december 1946

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  • Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
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  • Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
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  • Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
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  • Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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  • Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
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  • The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
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  • The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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  • There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
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  • When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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  • Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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  • You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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  • Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
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