Quotes by Will Rogers

Will Rogers

Will Rogers

American actor and humorist

Lived from: 1879 - 1935

Category: Comedians | Movie Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 4 november 1879 Died: 15 august 1935

  • Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
  • We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.
  • If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
  • The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party's worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
  • With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
  • Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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  • Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
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  • I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
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  • A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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  • A fool and his money are soon elected.
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  • A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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  • A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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  • About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
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  • All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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  • America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
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  • America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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  • An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
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  • An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
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  • Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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  • Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
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  • Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
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  • Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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  • Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
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  • Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
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  • Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it.... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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  • Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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