Quotes by Will Rogers

Will Rogers

Will Rogers

American actor and humorist

Lived from: 1879 - 1935

Category: Comedians | Movie Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 4 november 1879 Died: 15 august 1935

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  • Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
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  • Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
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  • Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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  • Everybody is ignorant - only on different subjects.
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  • Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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  • Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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  • Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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  • Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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  • I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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  • I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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  • I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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  • I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
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  • I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
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  • I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
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  • I never met a man I didn't like.
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  • I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
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  • I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
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  • If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
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  • If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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