Will Rogers
American actor and humorist
Lived from: 1879 - 1935
Category: Comedians | Movie Country: United States
Born: 4 november 1879 Died: 15 august 1935
Quotes 81 till 100 of 108.
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The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ''How is the president?''
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The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
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There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
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There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
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There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
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There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
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Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
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Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
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We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.
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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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