Quotes by Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

American movie director and actor

Lived from: 1935 -

Category: Movie Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 30 november 1935

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  • I am at two with nature.
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  • I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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  • I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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  • I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
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  • I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
    Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)
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  • I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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  • I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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  • I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.
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  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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  • I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work ... I want to achieve it through not dying.
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  • I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    Standup Comic (1999)
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  • I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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  • I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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  • I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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  • I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.
    Take the Money and Run (1969)
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  • I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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  • I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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  • I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said "no."
    Standup Comic (1999)
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  • I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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  • I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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