Woody Allen
American movie director and actor
Lived from: 1935 -
Category: Movie Country: 
United States
Born: 30 november 1935
Quotes 41 till 60 of 97.
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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
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I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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In my family, the biggest sin was to buy retail.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never
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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
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