Quotes by Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

American movie director and actor

Lived from: 1935 -

Category: Movie Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 30 november 1935

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  • It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
    Death (A Play)
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  • Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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  • Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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  • Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
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  • Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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  • Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
    The New York Times , 1 December 1975
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  • Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
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  • Marriage is the death of hope.
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  • Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
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  • Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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  • Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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  • My brain: it's my second favorite organ.
    Sleeper (1973)
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  • My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
    Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)
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  • My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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  • Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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  • Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ''Embraceable You'' in spats.
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  • On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
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  • Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one consider that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
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  • Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
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  • Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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