Quotes by Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

American movie director and actor

Lived from: 1935 -

Category: Movie Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 30 november 1935

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  • Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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  • The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
    The New York Times , 1 December 1975
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  • The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
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  • The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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  • The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
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  • The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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  • The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
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  • The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
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  • Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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  • To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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  • What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
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  • What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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  • What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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  • When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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  • Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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  • Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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  • You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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