Quotes by Woody Allen with love

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

American movie director and actor

Lived from: 1935 -

Category: Movie Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 30 november 1935

  • Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
  • I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

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  • Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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  • Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
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  • I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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  • Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
    The New York Times , 1 December 1975
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  • Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
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  • My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
    Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)
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  • Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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  • Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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  • The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
    The New York Times , 1 December 1975
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Questions and Answers

What are the most famous quotes from Woody Allen?

The two most famous quotes from Woody Allen are:

  • "Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."
  • "Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love."

When did Woody Allen live?

Woody Allen was born in 1935.