Quotes by Woody Allen with sex

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

American movie director and actor

Lived from: 1935 -

Category: Movie Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 30 november 1935

  • Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
  • I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

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  • Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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  • Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
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  • Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
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  • I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    Standup Comic (1999)
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  • Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
    The New York Times , 1 December 1975
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  • Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
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  • Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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  • Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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  • The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
    The New York Times , 1 December 1975
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What are the most famous quotes from Woody Allen?

The two most famous quotes from Woody Allen are:

  • "Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."
  • "Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."

When did Woody Allen live?

Woody Allen was born in 1935.