• This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

  Art Buchwald
  American humorist 1925-2007
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1. wonderful
2. celebrate
3. birthday
4. homeland
5. security

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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. by : Art Buchwald

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