• My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

  Rodney Dangerfield
  American comedian, actor 1921-2004
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Subjects in these quotes:

1. afraid
2. naked
3. light

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My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. by : Rodney Dangerfield

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