• I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.''

  Ellen DeGeneres
  American comedian, actress, writer, and producer 1958-
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1. restaurant
2. chalkboard
3. asparagus
4. degeneres
5. cream
6. ellen

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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.'' by : Ellen DeGeneres

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