• I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

  Steven Wright
  American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer 1955-
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Subjects in these quotes:

1. everyone
2. thinks
3. after
4. tired
5. idiot

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I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. by : Steven Wright

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